rubber band minigun: starting at $99

Promising more funnery than a barrel of monkeys, the RBM comes in plain wood or black, assembled or kit. Check out the text below and this link to it's Kickstarter page:

This is a fully automatic Minigun, constructed according to the Gatling Machine Gun Principle. The body is made from wood cut out on the CNC machine. Its ammo consists of 144 shots of rubber bands. With this Rubber Band Minigun anyone can feel like Rambo, launching a rubber storm, and throwing over a pound of rubber bands at the opponent! We have prepared 2 versions of the minigun - Assembled and KIT. They are also available in 2 colors. If you are tearing straight into battle, then this version is for you! Assembled Minigun is ready for action. After all, there is no time for hitches on the office battlefield! This is the best and most affordable Rubber Band Minigun on the market. Its main feature is a specially designed mechanism that allows you to charge it in a matter of minutes.  You can assemble it with kids, use it as cosplay, and it's an ultimate gift. The most advanced mechanism on the market that will allow you to quickly load your Minigun. How to load? Put. Stretch. Click. That's it!